1. |
DESCENT2EARTH
02:01
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off off off off with ur head
off off what abt u
off off off off with ur head
off off what abt
[kaj]
its kaj and slaney(in)famous, increasingly ubiquitous!
our swag could build the pyramids
not on spiro but im bouta take the piss
im a cartoon ruinin ur commune
autistic as fuck i dont watch my volume
boons for the moots w my boots on the moon
super monkey how i fuck up these bloons
yall mothafuckas make me cringe my pants
u gotta get off yo ass like u took vyvanse
i got advantage, 4ever manic
paws are gigantic, snares are frantic
like omg its a cartoon dog
real snouted with the paws
u the kibble, im the slop (wet)
these paws skank their way to the bank and withdraw
yall some two faced blank flanks
bitch walk the plank
ohh
[slaney]
im a straight scene villain
ill play the role u asked for
im a psycho killer
and nothin like my passport
im that high low climb
something in their never dies
im just killing time
til they hang me from the rafters
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2. |
PRETTY PiNK!
01:52
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[slaney]
pretty pink skies!
like dear god, i wanna be the first in line
to ur rollercoaster ride
send me off, send me off
like i died
cuz i wanna b the first in line
to ur rollercoaster ride
send me off, send me off, set me on fire
im shakin with desire 2nite!!
cuz baby when ur on stage
the floor wont even vibrate
cuz some of us dont buy plays, buy plays
and u think im not punk rock
but im workin my ass off
to have half of wut u've got, u've got
ooh oo oooo ooo!!
yea yea yea!!
[kaj]
ur bitch grindin on me now while im grindin on my jaw
im grindin on my art, they gon split ur face with jah
i hope my orbiters get paid n send it all my way
im friends w all ur favs, im tom from myspace, ugh!
[slaney]
dont u agree?
like dear god, you'll never meet a guy like me
(aside from every other week..)
stroke my ego, feel my cheeks
pretty pink
cuz im nothin but the boy of ur dreams
washed up at 18*
idolize, romanticize me, make me unique
im exactly wut u need!!
*this was mostly written in 2020 lol
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3. |
TUMBLR SEXYMAN
01:56
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[slaney]
u keep it up like a promise, like a drug
so im despised by the cynical eyes above
gave u my life and let u drink all my blood
a comprimise u were fine telling me was love
u can wash ur hands of me but u'll never get em clean
my voice lingers around w the sound of the beat
(ah-ah-ah!!)
shlda noticed that it was a lie, so silly me
i shlda realized that I could never leave
so im a freak, a pariah so 2 speak
im reminded to a T, "everybody needs a thneed!"
but tell me baby, tell me how bad can i be?
im only doing wut i can 2 keep the peace
cuz lady miss, theres a war 4 every missed call
kissed girl, ever such a hypocrite
n id never give a shit or judge u 4 that
i guess i thought that u'd accept me 4 the person i am
BUT I WAS WROOOOOONG!!!
and i never meant anybody harm
no i never meant anybody harm
no i never meant anybody harm
I WAS WROOOOOOONG!!!!
and i never meant anybody harm
throw my phone away and go looking for andy's gun
tonight im gonna meet god
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4. |
KILL YOURSELF
02:44
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BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT ON LIVE TV
BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT ON LIVE TV
BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT ON LIVE TV
BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT, DO IT, DO IT!!
[kaj]
the decay of a city, no rust
i dont trust these ****** yuppies
neighborhoods getting crushed
clutch ur pink box, ring doorbells gettin popped
tents on ur block, call the cops!
what u've done 2 this place
2020, getting maced
all 4 what, its all the same shit
i dont wanna sleep on your pressure washed pavement
fuck ur cubes n pay my rent bitch
YOU NEED TO KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW MOTHERFUCKER
YOU NEED TO KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW MOTHERFUCKER
YOU NEED TO KILL YOURSELF... NOW MOTHERFUCKER!!
KILL YOURSELF RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!
[slaney]
i just came in thru ur window
im something between charlatan n bimbo
im ur favorite harlot @ the disco
my energy is solar and my pussy tastes like pepsi cola
if you had a knife
would i make it out alive?
i dont think so
i think that i would die
if you went to court
you'd have solid alibi
or better yet make a murder-suicide
oh, did u rly think i wasnt gonna show
u think i didnt know
that u all want me 2 kill myself
so now i have a purpose
is 2 piss of all u bitches
who think that u kno me but u rly dont
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5. |
NO DRENCH
02:53
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[slaney]
but yr not even mine
just a novelty to complicate yr life
[kaj]
these mfs aint got no drench
they dry as fuck!
they aint ever been wet
no sog
u kno my nose wet
im so dog
i say fukt up shit 2 keep ppl away from me
but i do enuf w my gender
turn amphetamines in2 more money
got these furries on a bender
pray i get a script from my psyche
cuz i wont smoke no ice
i gotta focus
dis welbutrin is bogus
mixin all nite got migraines
like im listening to bogos
fuckem barricades
dis my escape plan
i love my fags
stickers n dime bags
[slaney]
what u know about a last name basis at first base
cartograph merit badge in my worst days
we can soar offshore little st james
that was bad
I imagine I shouldn’t say
anything that makes me less
marketable to the widest audience
i’m a chronic people pleaser but in old sweatpants
cause I’m not like better boys who can dress like men
what u know about a last name basis at third base
learning I shouldn’t park in yr driveway
I’m a fool when I’m thinking yr watching
when u bleed and I bleed it’s the same thing
but yr not even mine
just a novelty to complicate yr life
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6. |
MARTYR (MARTYR)
03:22
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meow meow meow meow meow
woof woof woof woof woof
[slaney]
i just wanted 2 get away from the tennis game
the back & forth, the names u fling
the tricks u played on me
2 make me feel like im the one 2 blame
i was afraid, so scared of u
and god knows everybody else is too
but now u've set me free
and honestly there's nowhere i'd rather be
i wouldnt take u back 4 a million bucks
i wouldnt trade this life if i had 2 be ur slave
cause martyr martyr
i know u put on ur best show
to make us all impressed
with how tortured and depressed you are
fail onto fault when u pile on the sour zest
u would never die for this
it's not what you wanted after all
taking everything that you tell me at face value
but do i really need you?
or am i taking too much heat?
in the end you were always making plans to write those lies
but the words would never rhyme
so do the ends justify the means?
don’t know why i let you ruin my life
speaking for me in a voice like mine
failures like dominoes stacked side by side
so when we fall we’re gonna fall in line
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7. |
WHEN THE EARTH DIES
03:03
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little sign of life, baby im a smoothie of empty apologies
(banana and chia seeds)
you were driving right, passing go for the first time
(collecting bread and wine)
and something holy sang out that night
to let us know that we'd be alright
but you looked different in the light
my wonderful waste of time
n shes been hanging out w super rich campus kids
they b gettin in her head
never went to college, internet socialist
puzzle piece that won't fit in
i had a few drinks to help me breathe
and now she's so fucking mad at me!
staring at my crying smile, like, "don't you want me baby?"
i had a few drinks to help me breathe
and now she's so fucking mad at me!
but i can't muster any strength to look like im still listening
and everyone’s so worried about me with way bigger problems to deal with
(johnny’s on the street sword-fighting with knifetricks)
it’s unlike me to be that kind of comforting
about my problems cuz everybody wants to solve them
cant u see I’m dwelling on an old persona?
the underwhelming
(the young discarded)
changing stations, static was fine
radiopop was a dirty lie I told myself to keep myself in line
but when the kids grow up they’ll say I was right
i been hanging out with super sick emo kids
they be getting in my head (they be gettin in my head)
cause i can't play the hyped-up open-tuned twinkle riffs
but you can guess where we connect
i had a few drinks to help me breathe
and now she's so fucking mad at me
but i can't muster any strength to look like im still listening
and when the earth dies, i'll make my bed
so i'll be asleep when the asteroid hits
think i'd rather trade pleasure and pain for blissful ignorance
[hidden track: HOIIYWOOD]
i killed my own hoIIywood
to think i thought i could stay if i wanted tonight
choke u down like medicine n turn out the lights
we're just running faster thru the same disaster as before
as before, baby
i killed my own hoIIywood
maybe it's time i walk out the door
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8. |
RAIN IN PARADISE
02:27
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so tell me are we okay or just pretending?
i kno its my fault when u spit your venom @ me
alright, ill take that on the chin
pretend this is a game of forgiveness that i can win
so tell me wuts the score now n am i losing?
i can never keep up with any of this bullshit
ostracize a sinner 4 the sin
that was not very christlike
chalice 2 ur lips
the malice will persist
u will report directly 2 management
u will provide no less than 2 weeks notice
so shake ur tiny fists balled up
we dont give a fuck
(we dont give a fuck about it)
if ur outside then ur outside
if ur inside, if ur inside, ur in
still the rain in paradise reveals the grime on everything
you will not stay dry when they bring the reckoning, baby
so wuts the fuckin hold up, y r we waitin?
im tryna get there while i still got bones in my skin
it was never how u looked, never how u put out
though skinny fat and so flat
it was that attitude of persistent malice
directly 2 management
u will provide no less than 2 weeks notice
so shake ur tiny fists balled up
we dont give a fuck
(we dont give a fuck about it)
if ur outside then ur outside
if ur inside, if ur inside, ur in
still the rain in paradise reveals the grime on everything
you will not stay dry when they bring the reckoning, baby
are we okay or just pretending?
i kno its my fault when u spit your venom @ me, @ me
the rain in paradise reveals the grime on everything, grime on everything
if ur outside, then ur outside
if ur inside, if ur inside, ur in
still the rain in paradise reveals the grime on everything
will we stay dry? are we okay?
or just pretending)
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9. |
ADVENTURE 2: BATTLE
02:25
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grubby hands on my red DS back in 05
took a deep dive at recess
id describe the people i saw on my screen
cuz they were my favorite things
spare me the age-old analysis u wanted from me
im just changing
just like my old best friends in the 2000s
(shaded with black to bat rendered on a placemat)
and now its just pastels and piss tests
disco and regrets
making new amends
retracing the missteps
u listen, this makes me who i am
(hey pretty boy ur no city boy
go back to the burbs where u belong
where nobody likes ur songs again)
the flaky friends
(having no car, making no plans)
not that i could just show up @ 3
judging by that spaceman inside me
maybe thats why im not at the party
like the other boys
making big noise
making bad choices
drive
we can make it back
make it if u run this light
(im a little drunk
ur a little high)
but normalcys got u believing
all that shits just meant 2 fall in line
(im falling in love @ first sight)
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10. |
THE FLIES
03:23
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doll
i will follow 4 miles of backstreets
i will screw u 4 hours in the back seat
i will kill what remains of your doubt
this adderall will keep me up for the darkest of night times
catch the heat from the lamps at the nines
i will worship u until I die
and when i die
i know the flies will come n lay their ugly eggs
in the sockets of my eyes, eat the meat out of my head
but u'll lie n tell me i look beautiful in death
do u like the way my practiced poetry feels on your neck?
its alright 2 feel this way
2 laugh and cry in my company
u spend my life and dont waste a thing
i wanna be everything that u need
everything that u need
their gna light the pile @ your feet
the things u do 2 me would never be allowed in colonial towns
do u commit 2 live in infamy?
ifeel sorry 4 these versions of u i drowned in this flooded house
hope i make up for it in snack food spreads
ur animals in my bed
just a handful friends
can show you just what i meant back then
but im perfect if ur holding my hand
i know the flies will come n lay their ugly eggs
in the sockets of my eyes, eat the meat out of my head
but u'll lie n tell me i look beautiful in death
do u like the way my practiced poetry feels on your neck?
the flies will come n lay their ugly eggs
in the sockets of my eyes, eat the meat out of my head
but u'll lie n tell me i look beautiful in death
do u like the way my practiced poetry feels on your neck?
its alright 2 feel this way
2 laugh and cry in my company
u spend my life and dont waste a thing
i wanna be everything that u need
everything that u need
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11. |
TWITTER SEXYMAN
02:28
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12. |
THE FLIES (REMiX)
02:20
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